Rap Trap

There’s not much I can say about this thing called rap. When exposed to recordings by the genre’s pioneering representatives (rap reps?), I reassured my radio presets that they were safe; there would be no reset of any preset to accommodate THAT stuff. And I say ‘stuff’ because I remain unpersuaded music is the proper … [Read more…]

Go Kanye, Young Men

Mark your calendars. Kanye West has recently launched a series of rockets carrying payloads of sanity gas. IF these weapons of mass construction reach a significant portion of Mr. West’s tens of millions of admirers, and IF the message they bear is heard and correctly interpreted, they have the potential to undo mega chunks of … [Read more…]

Toothpaste (TV) Catechism

It started with Crest–the family choice. It was seriously backed-up-mouth-magic, according to the ads. I write out the following blurb from memory: “Crest has been shown to be an effective decay-preventive dentifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care.” –as per some … [Read more…]

The NFL Kneeling Controversy

I’m seriously interested in discovering whether American football fans have a scale of values which ranks truth, liberty, honor, history, reality, sacrifice and wisdom ABOVE a game. If there was ever a more transparent instance of hollow gliberalism, I can’t recall it. The NFL has decided they can empty their collective bladder on all Americans … [Read more…]

Thanksgiving

Of all red-letter days on the American calendar, Thanksgiving is an easy pick for favorite–and that goes double for Christians. Why? To begin, I’d say that any semblance of observance of a feast with a name like this demands a personal God on the receiving end of those thanks. This is an implicit concession reaching … [Read more…]